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About The Hague

So, check it, it’s not just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s this ancient gig – think geishas or somethin’, sneaky little factoid there. Japan, Thailand, they’ve been at it forever, kneadinn’ out the stress, makin’ ya feel like a king. I got this one time, right, chick was a pro, hands like magic, and I’m layin’ there, “Who are you, groovy goddess?” – straight outta “Oldboy” vibes, mystery and all. Made me happy as a clam, but then – ugh – this dodgy parlour once, stank of cheap lotion, guy was a total muppet, pissed me off big time!